Little Rabbit Foo Foo

Little rabbit Foo Foo, hopping through the forest,

Scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head,And down came the good fairy, and she said,"Little rabbit Foo Foo, I don't want to see youScooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head."

"I'll give you three chances, And then I'll turn you into a goon." But the very next day... (repeat the verse)

"I'll give you two more chances, And then I'll turn you into a goon." But the very next day... (repeat the verse)

"I'll give you one more chance, And then I'll turn you into a goon." But the very next day... (repeat the verse)

"I gave you three chances, So now I'll turn you into a goon." - Zap! 

The moral of the story is: "Hare today; goon tomorrow." ;)